Al Kistenmacher, Where Are You?

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO AL KISTENMACHER?

The mystery remains;
Whatever happened to Al Kistenmacher?

Irony sarcasm
Snide and snark
Sincerity weathers the storm.

Ironic metaphor
Outright insult
This kind of thing seems the norm

A sudden twist
To bring out the gist
It's just my humerous form

I do it that way'
Cause it's my way to say
I'm an asshole,
now go away.

I think I will quit
before this gets
any worse.

Love and joy
come to you
and you;
not you.

Doug Palmer 2007